My Crazy Head

tvspecial:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(via daebakjunhong)

When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

(via sodamnrelatable)

freeanduntameable:

me: *writes background of story*

me: *does character development sheets*

me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*

me: *never actually writes*

(via suckmygrayson)

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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